// this site is still currently under construction & is NOT ready to be roasted.

Rise & Rage, friends!

Welcome to Let’s Take This Offline: an independent blog launched in May 2025 where I, Jordyn Wallace, share my unfiltered thoughts, experiences & opinions with you.

This site was created by my Diet Coke addiction combined with an unrelenting need to say and do weird stuff on the internet. It's practically a compulsion at this point!

I support self expression of all forms however, for me, I find most peace in blogging, content creation, podcasting, screaming into the void and getting tattoos. Whatever you have to do to cope with existential dread, right?

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